Did triggered you mate?
Right, so ya are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a twist? Spill the beans. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a pint and you can chat us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. What's got ya riled up? Alright, mate. Spill the deets. You look like you could explode